If___________________ Had A Social Media Account What Would They Have To Say

Hey Dolls,

Welcome Back For Another Article… We Are Back After A Very Long Break and This Pretty Canary is All Ready To Pump Out Some Content


In Between Work…Work….Work & Work

Some of My Best Relationships Have Been Between The Pages of Books Literally Fictional Boys Are Killing The Game Right Now… Which is Kind of Sad Considering I Know & Literally Work With Tons of Real Life Boys Who I Never Want To See Outside of The Workplace Let Alone Let Them Take Me Out For A Cup Of Coffee. So What is A Girl To Do If She Wants To Really Feel Like She Is Connecting With Here Favorite Characters. Luckily I didn’t Have To Dig Too Far like You Can Follow Pages Completely Run By Other Users Who Are Absolutely Obsessed With Knowing What So Of There Favorite Characters Would Be Spending Their Time On Social Media On A Daily If This is A Topic You Are Interesting In Exploring Keep On Reading.


The High Warlock Of Brooklyn~ I Mean Who Wouldn’t Want To Follow Someone With A Dope Ass Title Like This and A Cat Named Chairman Meow. Now There are Literally Thousands of Pages Dedicated To Everyone’s Favorite Warlock, Magnus Bane Whose One Liners Slay My Life

“We came to see Jace. Is he alright?”
“I don’t know,” Magnus said. “Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?”

With 400 Plus Years of Knowledge You Would Expect His Tweets To Be Epic and Profound…..But Mostly I suspect they are about His Cats and Alec Of Course


W.W. Hale V~ Elusive Billionaire or Master Thief…. Like Any Multi Dimensional Character He Is A Little Bit of The Best of Both Worlds. He is The Best Co Conspirator That Katerina Bishop and Her Heist Society Could Ever Ask For. Literally WW HALE has it all Private Planes On Deck, Yachts On The Mediterranean and The Best Valet Any Young Gentleman Could Buy. So What Motivates Someone With So Much To Risk It All….The Family! Katerina is Literally living The Dream She Walked Into Hale Manor For A Monet and Left With A Boy Instead…He Is Also The King Of One Liners

“You know, I could be naked in here.”  Which Could Be One of His Tweets Now That I Think About It


Four~ Seriously What’s Hotter Than Falling In Love With Your Instructor Among All Of The Chao and Dystopia He is The Only One Holding You Down…. Plus That Body is Nothing To Sneeze At. I Can’t Even Rely On A Guy To Text Me Back #LifeIsn’tFair

“I don’t want to be just one thing, I can’t be. I want to be brave and I want to be selfless, intelligent and honest and kind.” What A Romantic… He Is Not Going To Leave You On Valentines Day Alone Eating Chocolates At Home.


Jack Force~ Between His Uber Bitch Twin Sister Who He Is Supposed To Spend Eternity With… Yea It Is That Gross Sounding his journey to true love leads him to Social Outcast Schuyler Van Allen she is like the Serena VanderWoodsen Of The Vampire World Their Love Defies Logic as Well as The Laws of Humanity. Its  Amazing I Swear!!! I Was Crying During The Last Few Chapters of The Series

“I love her because she has become something more to me. She become my life.”

or Even This Classic Like Who Says Shit Like This

“When were were cast out of Paradise, we lost part of our soul forever. As part of our punishment, we were cursed never to learn to love again. Instead, we were bound to a destiny that was set from the beginning. Azrael and I never chose each other; the choice was made for us. We never knew anything else.

The ring you hold is part of my soul that your mother helped me recover. It was she who saved us from the Dark and led us back to the Light. As her daughter, you too are an Angel of Light. The fire does not harm you. I lost the ring during the crisis in Rome. But now it has been returned to me.

This ring has been blessed by Gabrielle herself.

I have never given this ring, my soul, to anyone. Azrael has never had any part in this.

This is the only part of myself that is truly mine, and now it is yours.”


Sebastian Morganstern~ I Am Literally Obsessed With Him Even Tho He Is Absolutely Terrifying I Mean Who Tries To F*** His Sister. Don’t Get Me Wrong I Love Bad Boys I Mean My Julian Obsession is Completely Unhealthy Like his Love For Emma but I am Completely Missing The Point… Only Truly Crazy People Can Say Shit Like This

“If I can not move heaven I shall raise Hell.” Someone Didn’t Get Any Hugs As A Child Like For Real


Julian Blackthorn~ Quite Possibly The Only Boy On This List Who Has Literally Been Obsessed With The Love Of His Life Since He Was A Child I Mean That Has Got To Be Like Straight Out of A Nicholas Sparks Book Right. Between The Two Of Them It Sometimes Feels Like They Are Competing To See Who Will Die For Each Other First. But I Mean What Do You Expect From A Brooding Artist Right?

“These pictures are my heart. And if my heart was a canvas, every square inch of it would be painted over with you.”

Who Are Some Of Your Favorite Book Boys? Comment Down Below If You Want A Part Two To This Article I Think I Might Want To Do My Favorite Fictional Classic Gentlemen.

Happy Reading,







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